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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by porn a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) bokep to the receptionist the bokep next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or memek sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from bokep the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it crot all makes scientific sense. It confirms what memek most women know and memek all bokeh men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And memek crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid bokep super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on bokep an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another porn study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, crot and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A bokep new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ memek move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud bokep always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after bokeh neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based porn on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile porn and crot porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the crot quietest.

Paris

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