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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

memek I’ve long been haunted by the porn memory of a stay in Paris’s bokeh Latin Quarter memek where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable memek French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner memek feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep memek other tasks in hand. This was the bokeh conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic bokeh decibels were bokeh all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, porn and crot that women were prone to what bokeh they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to bokep speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason crot to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn porn , bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason crot women were porn noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris

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