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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s bokep Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from bokeh the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance bokep the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as genuine bokeh intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving porn their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh and porn memek that women were prone to what they described as memek ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A bokep new bokeh study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a bokep sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot porn then bokep men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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