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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was memek kept awake all night by memek a woman in a nearby room bokeh screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or memek sex porn worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. crot It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of bokep ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion porn in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen bokeh in my Parisian hotel.

In my memek days editing bokeh The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors bokep regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an memek occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel bokeh happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This memek was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and crot that women were prone porn to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the bokeh louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock crot Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to porn screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As porn far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want bokeh to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their crot book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – bokep was to porn alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then bokep men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris

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