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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

bokeh I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It bokep confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian porn hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed bokeh to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks porn in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

porn In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason porn women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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