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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly crot that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she porn rolled her eyes bokep and bokep declared the woman an crot ‘actrice’, crot or memek sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific porn sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder crot the crot cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and memek bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, porn she’s far crot more likely to gently bokep bokeh sigh porn and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking bokeh orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, porn so they could make their bokep crot partner feel happy, memek while conserving bokep their energy crot for bokep other tasks bokep in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, porn and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the bokeh cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It bokep was like saying: memek ‘I’m bokep enjoying bokep this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is bokep if your sex bokeh education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in crot 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you crot want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to bokep copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris

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