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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s porn Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that bokep I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her porn eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or memek sex bokeh worker.

Now, memek according to this memek new study from memek the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. bokep It confirms what most women know and crot all bokep men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you crot can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s memek bokeh sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokeh a memek fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy bokeh for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of crot another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek and bokeh bokep that women were prone to crot what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to memek speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn crot the greater the chance the porn orgasm is being bokep faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented porn hyena is if your sex education comes memek from porn, bokeh where loud always equals bokep better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said memek in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s bokep what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only crot if you want bokeh to attract a certain kind bokep of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the bokeh most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest bokep primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn porn I can bokeh understand bokep the bokeh need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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