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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

bokep I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin bokep Quarter where I was crot kept awake all night by crot a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer crot to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex porn worker.

Now, bokep according to this memek new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most memek porn women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as memek performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, porn she’s far bokep more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner porn feel happy, porn while porn conserving their energy bokep for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from bokep the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokep and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep memek so to bokep speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

porn It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ bokeh move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

crot The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As crot a woman from Sunderland porn bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you crot should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha memek concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation bokeh of our nearest primate bokep cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

memek If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek porn then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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