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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve bokep long been haunted crot by the memory of a stay memek in Paris’s Latin Quarter porn where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that bokep I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next crot morning, crot she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn according bokeh to crot this crot new bokep study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms bokeh what most women know and bokep bokeh all men dread crot – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In bokeh other words, porn crot you can’t bokep measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And memek porn when a woman is memek genuinely aroused, crot memek trusts crot her partner and bokeh is crot not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more crot likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen crot in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review bokeh magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to porn faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot crot so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of memek another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared bokep crot that crot erotic decibels were porn all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, crot and crot that women were prone to what they bokep described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order bokep to encourage their porn partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry bokep of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked memek (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but porn can you get a bloomin’ move on. porn ‘ Sound bokeh familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from memek Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s memek what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

memek In their book, bokep Sex At bokep Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda crot Jetha concluded crot the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation bokep of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile bokeh and bokeh keen bokep to copulate.

If you’re a bokep sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should memek take heed: bokeh the best sex may porn just crot be the quietest.

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