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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter crot where I was kept awake all night by a woman bokeh in a bokeh nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to porn perform an crot exorcism.

When I mentioned the memek porn ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word crot for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokeh porn sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes crot scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all bokeh men dread – porn the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm crot is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s porn bokep sex bokep as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine memek intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile porn male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in memek my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female crot crot contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on bokeh an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokep crot and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory bokeh vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech bokeh like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where bokeh loud always equals better.

As a porn woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual memek yowling drowned out their bokeh TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded memek the most likely reason women were noisy during bokep sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that memek they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should porn take memek heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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