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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted memek by the memory of bokeh a stay crot in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It crot confirms what most women memek know and memek all men dread – the louder bokep the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being porn faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, crot and memek bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far memek more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking memek orgasms. bokep It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, memek so they bokeh could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. memek This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared porn that erotic decibels porn were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, porn and bokep that women were prone to what they memek described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m bokeh enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex memek education comes from porn, porn where crot loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris

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