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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory memek memek of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room crot screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes porn scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my memek days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, memek so they could make crot their partner feel porn happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. porn This was the conclusion of another bokeh study by two researchers from the University of Central bokeh Lancashire. porn They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage crot their partners over the porn finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move bokeh on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman bokeh from Sunderland memek said porn in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m bokeh concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just crot bokeh be the quietest.

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