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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where memek I was kept bokeh awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an bokeh exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the bokep delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the porn ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It crot confirms memek what most women know and crot all men bokeh dread – the crot louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep crot memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. bokeh In bokep other words, crot you can’t measure bokeh passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and bokep sex memek as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman bokeh is crot genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to bokep gently crot sigh crot and porn bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my bokeh days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d porn explain, bokeh bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, crot and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ bokep in order to encourage their partners memek over bokep the finishing bokep crot line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the crot orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you memek get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes bokeh from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out memek porn their TVs: bokep crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only crot bokeh if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher bokeh Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate bokep cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If memek you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if porn you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokep the best crot sex may just be the quietest.

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