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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake bokep all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to porn perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist bokep the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokep memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or crot sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men bokeh dread – the louder the cry bokep of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing crot The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from porn the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women were prone to bokep what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so bokeh to speak.

A new study confirms bokeh the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance porn the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like bokep a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen bokep to bokeh copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men bokeh should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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