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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

crot I’ve long been memek haunted by the porn memory of a bokep stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter bokep where porn I memek was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered porn if I should offer to crot perform an bokeh exorcism.

When I porn mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) memek to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she bokeh rolled her eyes bokeh and memek declared the woman an bokep ‘actrice’, bokeh or memek sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn bokep the greater the chance bokeh the orgasm is being bokep faked. In other words, bokeh you porn can’t porn measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance memek art, crot and crot sex as genuine memek intimacy. And bokeh porn when a woman bokeh is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review bokep magazine, porn female contributors regularly porn confessed bokeh to faking orgasms. crot It crot was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their crot energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by bokep two researchers from the University memek of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokeh that women bokep were porn prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the bokeh cry memek of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get bokep a bokeh bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason bokeh to screech like a demented hyena is porn if your sex education comes bokeh from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m bokeh concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

bokep Well, memek bokep only if you want porn to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our crot nearest primate cousins – porn was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can memek understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men bokep should take heed: memek the best sex may memek just be the quietest.

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