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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by porn the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night bokeh by a woman in bokep a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I porn should offer to perform an bokeh exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the memek delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her bokeh partner and porn is not fearing crot for crot a fragile male bokeh ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to bokeh gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the crot rabid super-vixen memek in my Parisian hotel.

In bokeh my porn days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, crot bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks bokeh in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic crot decibels were all crot about manners bokep and memek porn ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that women were bokeh prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage crot their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the bokeh greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It crot was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to bokep screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

memek As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours crot complained that her sexual yowling drowned out porn their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At bokeh Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to bokeh alert nearby crot males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

bokeh If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re bokeh not, bokep then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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