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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

memek I’ve crot long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was porn memek kept awake all night crot by a woman bokeh in a nearby room screeching so loudly porn that I wondered if I should offer to perform memek an exorcism.

When I memek mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she crot rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or memek sex worker.

Now, crot according to bokep this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific memek sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In bokeh other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the bokep rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review bokeh magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. bokep It was generally on bokeh an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, crot crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy bokep for porn other tasks in hand. This was the crot conclusion of crot another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokeh and memek that women were porn prone porn to what they memek described as memek ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry bokep of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bokep bloomin’ move on.’ Sound bokeh familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where porn loud always memek equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours memek complained that her sexual yowling drowned out bokep their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract crot a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan crot and memek Cacilda porn Jetha concluded bokeh the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest crot primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that porn they were memek fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I crot can bokeh understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek crot then men should porn take heed: memek crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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