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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory memek of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where crot I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so bokeh loudly porn that I wondered crot if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the bokep receptionist the crot next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or memek sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new memek study from porn the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific crot sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, memek and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing bokeh for porn a fragile male ego, porn bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid bokeh super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek crot they’d bokep explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving bokeh their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion bokep of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek bokep and bokep that porn women were prone to what they described bokep as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over bokeh the finishing line, bokep so porn to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was porn like saying: bokep ‘I’m crot porn enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other porn reason to screech like memek a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn crot , memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to memek attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the bokep most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based bokep on observation of our nearest porn primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were bokeh fertile and memek keen to crot copulate.

porn If bokeh you’re a sex worker, bokeh I bokeh can understand porn the crot need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then porn men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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