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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of crot a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I porn wondered if crot I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When bokep I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep porn caterwauling) to the receptionist bokeh the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn sex worker.

Now, porn according to bokeh this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the porn louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being crot faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, memek and crot sex bokep as genuine porn intimacy. And bokep memek when a woman bokep is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner porn and bokep is not bokeh fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more bokep likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than memek shriek like the rabid super-vixen in porn my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking memek orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d crot explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving crot their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of bokeh another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were porn all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder bokeh the cry bokep of memek ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying crot memek this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes porn from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out crot their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing. bokeh

Well, crot bokeh only if you want to attract a certain crot kind of attention.

crot In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the porn most likely reason women were noisy during sex crot – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was bokep to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand crot the need to advertise. bokep But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokeh the bokeh best sex may just be the quietest.

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