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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by porn the memory bokeh of a bokep stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept crot awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the bokep ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the bokep bokeh next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot memek or memek sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. memek It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread bokep – the crot louder the bokep cry of ecstasy, bokeh crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance bokep art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts memek her partner crot and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to memek gently sigh and porn moan than porn shriek like the rabid super-vixen crot in bokep my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors memek porn regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, memek memek so bokeh they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokep and crot that women were prone to what bokep they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm bokeh is being faked (Stock Image

It was like bokep saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get crot a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot crot said in 2014 after bokep neighbours complained bokeh that her sexual yowling drowned bokeh out memek their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be porn doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract bokep a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha bokep concluded the crot most crot likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our bokeh nearest primate cousins – bokeh was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand crot the need to bokeh advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the porn best sex may just be the quietest.

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