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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve crot long been haunted by crot the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so bokep loudly that I wondered crot if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned porn the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled memek her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men bokeh dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokeh bokep and porn sex bokep as genuine intimacy. And bokep when bokeh a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh crot and bokeh bokep moan than shriek like the rabid crot super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female porn contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It porn was generally on an occasional basis, crot porn they’d explain, bokep so they bokep could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, porn and bokeh that women were prone to what they porn described crot as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms bokeh the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the bokep bokep greater the chance the orgasm is being faked bokeh (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get crot a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 memek after neighbours complained that porn her sexual yowling drowned out crot memek their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s memek what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of bokep attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were porn noisy during sex – based porn on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen crot to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can crot understand porn the crot need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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